Dog Attack caught on camera

What you will see in this entry is an account of the things that happened this morning in our nursery. Because of the graphic nature of the pictures below, we highly recommend that minors, weak-minded people, people with heart conditions, etc. STAY AWAY from those images.

Proceed at your own risk!

It all started like a normal Wednesday morning. After the kind had been fussing for hours, daddy decided to get up at 5:30am, brew some coffee and let the dogs out for their morning business. Little did he know that the same dogs would turn into wild creatures in a little while.
The next two hours daddy spent in his office while the blood-thirsty hounds rested on the doggie couch and in the doggie bed.

At 7:30am Pia and mommy emerged from the bedroom. As usual the baby was brought into the nursery and those stinky diapers got replaced by some fresh ones. All the time, the dogs were waiting around the changing table “inhaling” the smell of their soon-to-be victim.

At 7:35am daddy put the little girl into a nursing pillow and placed her on the floor. We believe that this was the all important mistake that set things in motion which will be documented below. Pia still looks fine on this picture:

7:37am: One of the dogs approaches the girl from the left side. His mouth is open, revealing rows of sharp teeth to the little baby. It’s hard too see in the picture, but there were massive amounts of drool involved

7:39am: While daddy is not paying attention, the fierce-looking Pitbull-mix, Max, is going in for the kill. He starts off with a wild lick-attack of the baby’s hands and feet, but soon begins to chew on baby’s right hand. The picture below depicts the beginning of this attack and the terrified look on the baby’s face:

7:40am: Only one minute later the baby’s right hand is gone!!! You can see that Pia is still fighting and trying to get the monster of her body, but at this point Max’ instincts are taking over and there is no way back

7:41am: The photographer fainted …

PS: And before some sick and stupid people start sending me hate mail and demand the execution of the dogs - Pia is fine, she still has both of her hands; the dogs are fine; we are fine; everybody’s fine

10 Responses to “ Dog Attack caught on camera ”

  1. Auntie Pam
    March 25th, 2004 | 2:35 pm

    cute as always, but where are the infamous pictures of Pia with the tomatoes???

    Me

  2. grandma
    April 6th, 2004 | 10:07 pm

    Oh great! Just what I wanted to see after telling Candice how I felt about the dogs licking Pia! Apparently, she is totally “unfazed” by Max’s mouth! Yuck!!!

  3. Sarah
    February 8th, 2005 | 2:27 pm

    this is so fake

  4. andrew
    April 11th, 2005 | 5:46 am

    that dog has NO pittbull in it, and it is so fake

  5. Dog Dude
    April 21st, 2005 | 7:42 pm

    I THINK WE SHOULD EAT THE BABY
    mmmmmmmmmm baby

  6. Brittany
    December 6th, 2005 | 12:52 am

    This is so fake, the baby doesnt even have a im in pain look on its face once, Even if it was real, the daddy “wasnt paying attention”, but was taking photos? If taking photos of your baby about to get eaten, is more important than helping the baby, then you guys are some sick people.

  7. December 6th, 2005 | 8:36 am

    Brittany - I’m so happy that you are concerned about our daughter’s well-being. You, like tons of other people, seem to have an interest in pictures of dog-attacks (that’s why you ended up on this page in the first place). I’m sorry I could not quench your thirst and, yes, obviously, duh, those pictures are fake, not real, a joke. Glad to see you have enough sense of humour to get it ;-)

  8. February 19th, 2006 | 3:58 pm

    huh huh very funny…..

    Jana Vent
    http://the-hate-file.blogspot.com/

  9. Kirsten
    March 24th, 2006 | 7:37 am

    Not everyone is researching dog attacks because they have some warped interest or thirst. Dog attacks are a very serious issue that afflict too many too often. Although, as a parent, I can see the humor in your post, as well as appreciate your childs cuteness, it does come off somewhat irresponsible of you to take “dog attacks” so lightly. Let’s just hope you are responsible enough to keep that sweet little bundle of your safe and pray nothing like a dog attach ever “really” happens.

  10. jlott
    May 23rd, 2006 | 2:08 pm

    love it - love it — soooo cute - some people have no sense of humor

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