I’m not gay, really

Despite my wife’s numerous claims, I’m sorry to inform the Santa Fe Gay/Bi-Sexual community, that I’m certainly not drawn to the same sex. At least not at the moment - should things change in the future, I will update the site immediately.
There’s something about the way European men behave that is very foreign to a lot of Americans: we are less homophopic and we don’t think that being gay/bi-sexual is a disease that can be contracted by just touching one of them.
Wow, you really are quite angry. I hope you can find peace, Tobias.
I probably won’t find peace until you stop spreading rumours. I was at peace until early this afternoon.
Oha, von da her weht der Wind jetzt. Schade, schade auf dem Level sollte man sich als Menschen nicht austauschen, laesst sich aber manchmal leider nicht vermeiden. Ich hoffe nur fuer Euch, dass das ein kleiner Ausrutscher war und es nicht noch so weitergeht…
Vom aelteren Bruder