Jul 12 2012
Allsup’s attempts murder!
I should know better, but I was tempted: after dropping off Pia at rock climbing camp today I had to go gas up the car at Allsup’s. I was hungry and went inside to purchase a burrito. Back on the highway I opened it and took a first bite as I merged onto 599. “Oh, that’s unusual that they put green peppers in it.” was my thought as my bite met something green and crunchy. “That’s not a pepper!” was my next thought as my tongue relayed some serious heat in my mouth. The next few minutes I spent sucking on the straw of my iced coffee to try to counter the effects of the freaking jalapeno from hell. It’s been an hour and my mouth is still not back to normal. Going to sue them for attempted murder …